Thursday, April 28, 2011

It All Ends Here

3,407 pages. 8 movies. 7 books. 3 unstoppable friends. 1 legacy that will live on.

The trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 is all over the Internet. Not going to lie, teared up a little.

It seems like it was just yesterday the Sorting Hat shouted "Gryffindor!" Many of us have grown up with Harry, many of us were the kid under the stairs. At eleven we half expected to get a letter delivered by an owl and sealed with the Hogwarts crest. We subconsciously sorted our friends into houses, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, or Slytherin. We whispered, "Muggle," about those who did not believe.

What I love about the Harry Potter series is that it made magic tangible and real, as though wizards were really living underground under the statute of secrecy. It just seemed so real and now it's almost over. HP got kids reading again. J.K. Rowling is definitely my hero for that.

Here's how to cope with Harry Potter withdrawl:

Save everything! Someday you can introduce your children to the wonderful wizarding world of Harry Potter and then they can be awesome little nerds like you. I am refraining from giving my kid the middle name of Lupin or Hermione.

Have HP movie nights with friends and read the books until the binding sags. It helps to have people around you who understand. One of my worst fears is that I'll be the only one in the room who gets a Harry Potter reference.

Dress up as a HP character for Halloween! I would love to dye my hair pink in memory of Tonks. In words of Sirius Black, "The ones who love us never really leave us," And I believe that each of those characters unconsciously loved me a little bit. I was part of their lives, watching, reading, worrying when things got bad. And they were a part of mine sharing in their adventures and fears.

Don't let the muggles get you down. Keep believing!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Have You Got the Lonelies?

This is a lonely.


It hangs out with the dust mites in your pillow. You might not want to think about dust mites in your pillows, but they are there and so are the lonelies.

Do you know how you contract the lonelies? You ask yourself "If Only"
The lonelies love If Onlys.

They love those thoughts as you can understand since you secretly love them too. The lonelies crawl into your ears as you are lying there in bed and go right into your brain. Sometimes when you contract the lonelies they can stay in your head for days buzzing so loudly that you can't hear a particularly funny story or your favorite song on the radio. They can also mess with your vision making everything seem gray. Well I'm going to tell you how to make the lonelies go away.

The best way to get rid of the lonelies is to shake them out, rattle them about. Crank up some music, blast some tunes and dance wildly around your room.

Another method that works quite well is a long hug from someone you hold dear. It's nice to have someone just hold you still for a moment and forget that the world is hurtling through space at 67,000 miles per hour. A good long hug can make you forget things like that and can shrivel up the lonelies.

This might seem strange, but the lonelies actually hate reading. It's true. Its fizzles them out inside your brain. So pick up a good book and pour yourself into it. In the words of C.S. Lewis, "We read to know that we are not alone." And we aren't. We've all stumbled across something while reading that seemed to have related to us personally and it seemed for a moment that, though the author may be long dead, they reached out a hand and shook yours. They confirmed you and what you were feeling or thinking. You are not alone.

See? The lonelies are gone!

So don't just sit in your room and mope. Try these fail proof methods and tell the lonelies to bugger off.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Every Time I Go To A Museum It's Like I'm Moving In

Every time I go to a museum I think things that people think when they're buying a house. I stroll about and wonder which room would be mine.

In the National Gallery of Art in Washington D.C. it was the Degas room. If I recall there was a lush fountain on your way to it complete with skylight and delicate flowers. Sculptures, paintings, and sketches of ballerinas lined the walls and I thought that I would have pleasant dreams there. It was such a light room, full of pastels and little girl wishes.

In the Discovery Science Museum in my home town, my room would have been the gigantic wooden pirate ship. I could entertain my friends on the deck and raise my own pirate flag. But it sat right next to this dark cave and nothing good ever lived in caves. No doubt I would have had horrible neighbors.

I would have made my home in the National Museum of Natural History in the room full of rocks and crystals. The lights were low and dreamy and the rocks seemed to glow and sparkle like stars. Just outside sat the Hope Diamond, which is supposedly haunted. I wondered if I lived there, would I end up cursed?

And I think things like: Is there a restroom nearby? How far away is the food court? How early do the guards come? Would the sun wake me up in the morning?

I think my brain works this way because my mom read the book, From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, to me as a kid. In the book these two kids, Claudia and Jamie, run away and live in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. They hide in the bathroom during closing time, bathe in the fountain, and sleep in this awesome centuries old bed. Now that's the life!

A part of me has always wanted to go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and see it all through Claudia's and Jamie's eyes.

What would it be like to live around such wonderful art that was so famed and remembered? What would it be like to pass one of Michealangelo's sculptures on your way to the bathroom or sleep in Louis XVI's bed? Museums make the world seem so big and at the same time so small.

Friday, April 15, 2011

I Wish More People Would Write About Dragons

I wish more people would write about dragons. I hear of them so little that I'm almost lead to think that they don't exist. But that's nonsense.

Edith Nesbit writes wonderful stories. She wrote "The Book of Dragons," which is full of dragon stories and the children who choose to believe them.

There was this one story by Edith Nesbit that I remember my mom reading to me when I was a kid. My mom is one of those wonderful mothers who insists that I have a library card. To this day, I'd rather have a library card than my drivers license. I suppose you can blame her for my bookishness.

Anyhow, the story was called "The Deliverers of Their Country" and it was about a plague of dragons on a small town. Little Effie and Henry must find a way to rid their hometown of dragons large enough to carry off elephants! The world imposes great things on children.

I can't truly say whether the world is better or worse off with dragons.I suppose it would depend on their temperament. Then again, I guess the same goes for people too.

This is Alton. He would like to assure you that he is very much alive.
However, he would rather not disclose his exact location due to a mis-
understanding with the Polish government.
Should you wish to contact him or send him chocolates, drop your letter or confection box in the nearest volcano. It will get to him eventually.

Monday, April 11, 2011

The Dandelion People

Most of the adults in the countryside of Breton County knew who the dandelion people were. One man might say to the other,

“I’m off to see the dandelion people.” Then his friend would laugh and with a wink reply,

“Looks like I’ll be stopping by your place sometime this week.”


“I think that they are fairies that grant wishes,” said MaryLou, twirling a blonde pigtail around her finger.

“Nah, I bet they are just old people with fluffy white hair,” said Jonathan from his seat on a white pasture fence.

“I heard that they come out to the fields at night and pick all the dandelions. They comb all the fields of the county till there is not one left.” said Velma, who had an older sister that was twenty-one and knew everything.

“Really?” gasped MaryLou, “Have you seen them?”

“No, but my sister has,” Velma said smugly, “She went with them once.”

“No way,” said Jonathan, his mouth hanging open showing a missing tooth.

“Yes,” Velma looked him up and down, “She did.”

“What did they look like?” asked MaryLou practically bouncing up and down, “Were they fairies or elves or gnomes?”

Velma looked at her brown leather shoes now coated in reddish dust from the road. “I don’t know. My sister didn’t tell me much.”

“Oh,” sighed Jonathan and MaryLou in unison. Velma bit her lip and her eyes darted between the pair of them.

“I think we should see the dandelion people for ourselves.”

“What?” spluttered Jonathan.

“Really? How?” asked MaryLou.

“Simple,” said Velma shrugging her shoulders, “Mr. Parkins’ field is full of dandelions. If we wait the dandelion people will come eventually.”

“Alright,” said MaryLou smiling as wide as the sun, stretching the freckles across her nose. Jonathan nodded in agreement. Velma dropped her voice and leaned in close to them.

“Good we’ll do it tonight.”

They met again when the air turned cool and laid down in the grass of Mr. Parkins’ field on their bellies like snakes. Dandelions dotted the fields like thousands of little burned out suns and made the spring air smell sticky and sweet.

“When do you think they’ll come?” whispered Jonathan in the dark.

“No telling,” Velma answered, “we’ll wait here as long as we have to, even until the sun comes up.”

“I’d wait here for days if I had to,” said MaryLou taking off her shoes, clenching tufts of grass between her toes and plucking them from the ground. “If my parents knew what we were doing, boy, I’d be in trouble.”

“What did you tell them when you left your house tonight?”

“I said I was spending the night at your house, Velma.”

“And I said I was sleeping at your place.” The girls giggled.

“What about you, Jonathan? What did you tell your parents?” asked MaryLou.

“I didn’t tell them anything,” Jonathan lay his chin on his arms peering through the forest of grass.

“Really? They didn’t bother you about where you’d be?” said Velma.

“No,” muttered Jonathan as he rolled over on his back.

“Hey, Jonathan,” said MaryLou a little timidly, “You haven’t been back to school for a while.”

“Nope.”

“…It’s been a long time.” MaryLou turned on her side and propped herself up on her elbow.

“Yep.”

“Are you ever gonna come back?”

“Nope.”

“Why not?”

“I just don’t wanna,” sighed Jonathan as he reached out his arm and plucked a dandelion.

“Then what do you do all day?” asked Velma rolling her eyes in the dark.

“Depends, sometimes I swim in the river, sometimes I climb trees, sometimes I pick wild berries.”

“That’s stupid,” spat Velma, “you can’t live that way.”

“Says who?”

“Says me.”

“I don’t care what you say, Velma. I can do with my life whatever I want.”

“You want to run around barefoot with holes in your clothes?"

“I don’t like school.”

“Well, you’re going to grow up and be a bum then.” Jonathan rolled over on his side facing away from the girls and didn’t speak for a long time.

“I think you made him mad,” whispered MaryLou.

“Well someone’s got to tell him the truth. His parents don’t do much.” Velma raised her voice a little so Jonathan would hear, “They don’t even care.” Everyone was silent until the moon rose high overhead, full like a shiny dime.

“Do you think they’ll ever come?” said MaryLou sleepily.

“I hope so,” Velma stifled a yawn. Jonathan was still curled up on his side.

“Velma, if we ever see the dandelion people, what would you wish for?”

“I’d wish for a new dress, bright red with a big bow on the collar.”

“I’d wish for a new deck of cards. Mine is missing two kings,” laughed MaryLou.

“What would you wish for Jonathan?” He rolled over on his back again.

“I don’t think I should say.”

“Why not?” asked Velma sharply.

“I think if you say your wishes out loud, then they don’t come true. Mine’s a really big one so I’d like to keep it to myself.”

MaryLou suddenly sat bolt upright, looking over the field like a deer that hears a hunter’s steps in the woods. Shadowy figures appeared in the distance at the rim of the field like inkblots. She immediately sunk back in the grass with a squeak.
“They’re here!”

The shadows roved over the field stooping to pluck the yellow weeds from the ground.
“There’s got to be at least twenty of them,” whispered Velma.

“They don’t look like fairies,” said MaryLou sounding very disappointed. They looked like normal people, mostly men, but there were a few women gathering the flowers in their skirts. As they worked they sung softly, like a pale vibration in the night.

“Should we go talk to them?” breathed MaryLou.

“Are you crazy?” said Velma, “We’ll wait until they’re done and follow them.”

“Follow them? I don’t remember agreeing to that,” grunted Jonathan.

“What are you scared?” said Velma.

“No.”

“Maybe they can still grant wishes,” said MaryLou always optimistic.

The children waited a long time, until the dandelion people had picked the field clean. Their minds buzzed like the static of a radio full of adrenalin and curiosity. Finally the figures began to retreat beyond the borders of the pasture, like black ants returning to their mound.

“Let’s go,” whispered Velma and the children silently slunk after them looking for safe shadows to hide their shining eyes.

They followed the dandelion people over another pasture fence to a dirt road staying far enough behind so that they could just here the excited murmurings. In the dark the dandelion people seemed to be a large centipede with many legs stumping along disjointedly, kicking up dust. Finally, a lit barn appeared on a hill and the people filed inside. Lively music pored out from lit windows and plucky fiddles danced, their notes running off into the distant trees like wild deer.

The children followed, crouched over like cats, bobbing in a out of the moonlight. Most of the dandelion people had gone inside so they managed to make it to the barn unseen. They pressed their backs to the old barn wall beneath a windowsill. Velma nodded firmly to the others as a signal. MaryLou and Jonathan nodded back. They all slowly peered over the edge of a worn windowsill and their eyes grew wide.

Adults were dancing about, laughing, drinking a reddish-brown liquid from glasses and recycled jam jars. The heat from inside the barn hit the children’s faces like the exhaled breath of a bull. Women had their dresses pulled up over their knees to demonstrate the newest dance steps, kicking their legs out wildly. A few men were gathered around a metal still, filling glasses, jam jars, and coffee mugs with the drink that seemed to be in such high demand.

“Isn’t that Mr. Jamison?” said MaryLou looking at the man squatting by the still’s spout filling up his mug.

“The grocery store manager?” said Velma, “Look I think that’s the police chief snuggling up to Miss Maryanne!”

“Yeah, and there’s Miss Pillsbury showing her garters,” said Jonathan as their young schoolteacher kicked her legs high like a can-can girl.

“Oh, Miss Pillsbury!” said MaryLou in a stunned whisper, “What on earth is happening?”

“They’re boozin’,” said Jonathan, his mouth drawn into a smirk, “I guess the dandelion people can grant wishes during the prohibition.”
“What do you mean?” asked Velma.

“They’ve gone and made a big batch of dandelion wine.” The children watched as their school teacher danced with the tractor repair man, her hair wild since she had shaken all the pins from it.

“They’ve gone crazy,” said Velma as the police chief and Miss Maryanne began to kiss very wetly.

“Yeah, grownups never do what they say, but somehow they expect us to. They tell us to be quiet and well-mannered and go to school, but they set different standards for themselves.” Jonathan rolled his eyes.

“Yeah,” breathed Velma and MaryLou from either side of him.

“They do look like they’re having fun though,” said Velma a little quietly.

"Wait till tomorrow morning,” sighed Jonathan, “they’ll be throwing up in the bathroom and have headaches and get really cranky if you talk to them.”

“Well that sounds gross,” said MaryLou wrinkling her nose.

"How do you know all this?" asked Velma. Jonathan shook his head and pulled up one of the straps of his overalls which had slipped off his shoulder.

“Let’s go,” he said turning away from the window. MaryLou followed quickly after, but Velma lingered just a second longer watching the women dangle their legs in the air like fishing lures.




They all headed back home, but this time they did not skulk in the shadows or hide behind bushes. They walked in the middle of the road, straight and tall like the trees that shielded their sides and were grateful when they could no longer hear the shrill music or the cackling laughter.

“You know,” breathed Jonathan, his chin towards the stars, “I think I can tell you my wish after all, seeing how the dandelion people aren't magical.”

Velma turned on him suddenly.

“Really? Well spit it out!”

“It’s just…” Jonathan kicked a rock down the road and watched it bounce along, “now you know. “

“Know what?” said Velma impatiently.

“What it’s like to grow up. Grownups don’t lay by the stream or climb trees. They do that,” he stuck his thumb over his shoulder toward the barn. “If that’s what growing up is, I’d rather stay where I’m at.” MaryLou nodded quietly.

“You don’t want to be a grownup and get a job and start a family?” asked Velma.

“I’m not sure right now,” said Jonathan with a shrug, “Right now I just want to swing on the vines over the river and soak up as much sun as I can. How about when I have one million freckles I’ll grow up, okay?”

MaryLou laughed and pointed to her nose.

“I think I’m more grownup than you.”

“Well that’s not fair,” said Velma looking at her pale arms, practically blue in the moonlight.

“Don’t worry about it so much, Velma,” said Jonathan nudging her elbow, “My mom says that worrying gave her wrinkles.”

Velma shut her mouth quickly and pored all of her energy into not worrying.
The road forked, to the right was Jonathan’s house, to the left was Velma’s white-washed house and further down the road sat MaryLou’s. The children slowed as the paths separated.

“Well that was an adventure,” said MaryLou smiling, “not what I expected but…”
“Yeah,” said Jonathan scratching a chigger bite on his knee, “are you disappointed, MaryLou? I’m sorry that the dandelion people weren’t magical.”

“A little,” MaryLou replied, “but I think deep down I knew.”

“Strange how we know things deep down. It’s almost like we’re living half asleep.”
The girls looked at each other and yawned widely.

“I better get home,” muttered MaryLou.

“Me too,” Velma stretched her arms above her head.

“G’night,” said Jonathan with a nod of his head as he plunged his hands into his overall pockets.

“G’night,” said the girls as they turned toward home.

“Jonathan?” MaryLou spun around so fast that her pigtails nearly slapped her.

“Yeah?”

“Could we go berry picking with you tomorrow?”

The next day, MaryLou and Velma did not go to school. They picked wild berries in the tangled thickets and dipped their toes in the brook with Jonathan where they did not have to wonder which lacy garters Miss Pillsbury was wearing that day.

Friday, April 1, 2011

What if?

Sometimes when I see a rain puddle tinted with sky I get really excited, because for a second my childish mind believes that instead of looking at just a plain puddle, I am looking through a hole in the ground to the sky of a different world. This is only for a second mind you, but in that second I am very happy.

I think we've all had glimpses, flashes of fantasy, wishes of whimsy.
Just the other day I was sitting in my favorite coffee shop on Gray Street, swirling an invigorating cup of peppermint tea, and watching the dregs at the bottom shift from shape to shape. After swirling into an oblong cat, then a blob like ink on a page, these dregs, I promise you, formed the shape a ship! Complete with flags!
Sure enough, as soon as I blinked it was swept away into something else, but oh, the happy circumstance of finding a ship in your tea cup. It makes the day seem very extraordinary.


I'm on to you dreamworld, I know you're out there. All I have to do is find your gate.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if you meant to splash in an inviting rain puddle, but instead fell all the way through to a world where mail was delivered by kites or the mayor was decided by whoever could grow the longest beard? Wouldn't it be wonderful if the world was powered by silly things and laughter? If the world was sillier I don't think that there would be taxes. Taxes are anything but silly. And everyone would have a giraffe, because those things really are absurd. Who on earth would have thought up a creature with such a long neck? Ever watched one of those things try and drink from a watering hole? They have to nearly do the splits. I pity the giraffe who loses a contact lens.

Point being, there are a lot of silly things in the world when you really think about it. I think those silly things get me through the day, taking something and asking "What if?"opens a whole new world of possibilities.